Name that movie

[tallredhead_46052]

I'll start. i'll put a movie quote here. Name the movie then add a quote. This should be fun!

"Take Helen. She had flame red hair, pitch black eyes, ruby lips and no teeth - but talk about a body! She could straddle two horses at the same time. I went with her until I found out she dipped snuff. There's something awful unfemale about a snuff dipper - don't you think so, John?"

[harleyvibes]

Harley Sullivan - THe Cheyenne Social Club.

"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? "

[Hookboy]

the witches of eastwick?

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

[D.Ray]

Blazing Saddles

"When I had an ulcer, I was farting razor blades."

[Hookboy]

Blazing Saddles

"When I had an ulcer, I was farting razor blades."


not correct...but your close...so very very close


oh, and I forgot "grumpy old men"

[D.Ray]

wELL SHIT! tHEN HAS TO BE "yOUNG fRANKENSTEIN"

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

[bmcamp]

Meet the Parents

"The price is WRONG, B%^ch"

[D.Ray]

"Happy Gilmore"

"Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir! "

[Hookboy]

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. He was so scared, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh not bad, a little down in the mouth".

[D.Ray]

???? Any hints?

[tallredhead_46052]

Mary Poppins!

"I can wipe my own ass! I can wipe my own ass!"

[Hookboy]

big daddy


No buttons. No thimbles. I can't bear to see Moira's heart be broken after she finds out she can't keep you

[bmcamp]

Big Daddy

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.


Read it in a Scottish accent.

[bmcamp]

Sorry,

Go ahead hookboy!

big daddy


No buttons. No thimbles. I can't bear to see Moira's heart be broken after she finds out she can't keep you

[Hookboy]

Big Daddy

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.


Read it in a Scottish accent.

so i married an ax murder


now you go bmcamp

[bmcamp]

No buttons. No thimbles. I can't bear to see Moira's heart be broken after she finds out she can't keep you


No one answered this one, so how about it, don't know it myself.

[tallredhead_46052]

Hook?

"I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you."

[Hookboy]

the notebook


I can't believe you had sex with Amanda! The one thing she asked me was, 'Are there any men in your town?', and I assured her that there were not. And then you meet her and immediately get into her knickers!

[tallredhead_46052]

The Holiday!!! One of my faves!

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."

[Hookboy]

Steel Magnolias


You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he's missing out on a lot. But the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy. Are you wearing panties?

[heat1981]

sallow hal


"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty"

[Hookboy]

zoolander


You can do what you like! You can take apart the body you put together, you can take away the life you gave me, but you cannot have me. Not ever. Not even if you murder me and raise me up a thousand thousand times, you cannot have me.

[MAX]

zoolander


You can do what you like! You can take apart the body you put together, you can take away the life you gave me, but you cannot have me. Not ever. Not even if you murder me and raise me up a thousand thousand times, you cannot have me.

Boy, that's a stumper. You may have to answer it yourself

[yus2bfrmlebtuky]

"The Bride"

OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!OKLAHOMA! (bang,bang,bang)

[D.Ray]

"The Bride"

OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!OKLAHOMA! (bang,bang,bang)

"Debbie Does Tulsa" ?

[kennedy]

Here's a double shot:

1. "Whose brain DID I use?"
"I don't know. Abby Somebody."

2. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[D.Ray]

Young Frankenstein
Jaws

Did you get him?
[/URL] Who?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001001/) The fella that ran outta the church!
Well, yes and no.
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001001/) Yes and no? Did you or didn't you?
I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001001/)Well, that's great.
He was limping when he left!
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000078/"] (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001001/) He was limping when he got here!

[Hookboy]

El Dorado

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

[harleyvibes]

Casablanca

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

[bmcamp]

Silence of the Lambs

"That's no Moon, its a space station"

[Hookboy]

Silence of the lambs

In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

Sorry ....go ahead

[harleyvibes]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest.

[Hookboy]

Tombstone = one of favorites



Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon you'll need a training bra.

[tallredhead_46052]

Little shop of Horrors?


A dance is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me.

[Hookboy]

"Little Shop of Horrors" great movie


But.....(buzzer) incorrect

[tallredhead_46052]

16 candles?

[tallredhead_46052]

nice dreams

Now you have to answer my dance one.

[Hookboy]

Hope Floats?


She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert!

[My PC Geeks, LLC]

Joe Dirt?

"I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it. Them stories you and Mama told me ain't in there. You ought not done that to your boy. I studied on killing you. Studied on it quite a bit. But I reckon there ain't no need for it if all you're gonna do is sit there in that chair. You'll be dead soon enough and the world 'll be shut of ya. You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He woulda had fun some time."

[D.Ray]

Sling Blade?

He's not some monster trying to evade you. He's just an animal. If you find what he wants, then he'll come to you.

[My PC Geeks, LLC]

I'm not positive on this, but I think Godzilla.. I'll wait for a for sure response though...

[D.Ray]

That's it.

[My PC Geeks, LLC]

"It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it?"

[harleyvibes]

Tombstone = one of favorites

Mine too! Love Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. "I'm your Huckleberry."

[tallredhead_46052]

"It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it?"


Snatch (which remainds me of an adult thread)

"I'll fly up your ass if the money's right."

[My PC Geeks, LLC]

Say It Ain't So ??


Man #1: What do you got?
Man #2: Dead dog.
Man #3: I didn't do that.

[Hookboy]

Mine too! Love Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. "I'm your Huckleberry."

That is mine also, he does the best acting I've ever seen, in that movie. Oh to be that cool. maybe without the cough though.

[harleyvibes]

Couldn't agree more! Westerns are my favorite genre followed by comedies and action.

[D.Ray]

[ No fair Googling for answers!! ]

"You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautiful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem."

[D.Ray]

Okay, here's a hint : Jack

[Hookboy]

Wolf....back at ya....


Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.

[D.Ray]

Wolf....back at ya....


Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.

I.D.F.K. Is it the one with Henry Winkler running the morgue?

[Hookboy]

I.D.F.K. Is it the one with Henry Winkler running the morgue?



No...But it's on the same line as Yours

[D.Ray]

Well, DUH. I feel foolish. Favorite scary movie ever:

"American Werewolf in London"

"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

[tallredhead_46052]

"I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"

[tallredhead_46052]

oops, forgot to answer the last one. It's caddyshack! My dad loves that movie.

[kilian]

Secondhand Lions - great movie

Far as I'm concerned, you can go out on the street and get yourself killed anytime you want to, but, you know something, 40 years from now the weeds'll grow just as pretty on my grave as they will on yours. Nobody'll even remember that I was yellow and you died like a fool. That's your long view, son. Always take the long view.

I've got two warrants, and I'm gonna serve them. I'm leavin' town with two men, and the long view is this: don't try to stop me!

[harleyvibes]

Last Train From Gunhill. Sorry, had to look it up.

"Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs- shoot right outta chicken's ass!"

[ddwalls]

Oh, this took me way to long to figure out! I love that movie. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.

[ddwalls]

Are we done with this game? Come on! I was just getting warmed up!

[Backintown]

The 10th Kingdom...and what is this movie? I admit I cheated and looked up your quote and man I never even heard of the movie...I am so out of it. Okay here is my quote:

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it would be.

[dab1530]

I believe Office Space have movie and old cult movie

ATTA BOY ! LUTHER

[ddwalls]

The 10th Kingdom...and what is this movie? I admit I cheated and looked up your quote and man I never even heard of the movie...I am so out of it.

You're not that out of it:). This was a made-for-tv movie. Never hit the theatres. Hallmark presentation, I believe. Several big names though.

[Red's mom]

I believe Office Space have movie and old cult movie

ATTA BOY ! LUTHER
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Hi. I carried a watermelon.

[Archimedes]

Dirty Dancing

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

[dsfan1968]

The Blues Brothers???



"Detective, thrill me"

[Archimedes]

Night of the Creeps?

"I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy."

[Sandy Claws]

Batman

"Some big hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang--he cracks up and goes sappy."

[Archimedes]

King Kong

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move."

[dsfan1968]

me thinks you stumped us????

[kingskid]

Pirates of the Caribbean- The Black Pearl

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse has!"

[kingskid]

Pirates of the Caribbean- The Black Pearl

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse has!"


A hint: It starred Robert Redford.

[momto3]

The Electric Rider or something like that

[Archimedes]

Jeremaih Johnson

"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes."

[momto3]

Grease


"You break my heart, but then again you break everyone's heart"

[ddwalls]

St. Elmo's Fire...sorry had to cheat

"...only a true friend would be that truely honest."

[Archimedes]

Shrek

"There was no lie in Pippin's eyes. A fool... but an honest fool, he remains."

[Hookboy]

Lord of the Rings...The return of the king


I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.

[momto3]

Edward Scissorhands


"Don't think for one second that you had any affect whatsoever on my panties"

[momto3]

C'mon people!!!

[Archimedes]

I don't know what the quote is from, but it sounds like one I shouldn't watch. jk

[mommy1BD]

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

[TigerRoar]

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Space balls!

[TigerRoar]

"He ran into my knife ten times!"

[junebug]

Chicago

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[LebTransplant]

Christ. Meet the parents, meet the fockers, something like that!




I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

[junebug]

Notting Hill


And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[dsfan1968]

NO CLUE--
So here is a new one to start over with

"Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood"